Dangerously stepping into Will territory

I hate to scoop Will on an injury, but here is the truth. Much has been made and said about Sammy Sosa’s sneezing injury, but what isn’t known is that it happened before the game, while playing a mean game of PEPPER.
Can a brutha get a drum fill, please.

White Sox in Info Here on WCW

Ok, so I guess Will has been catching crap about some perceived anti-White Sox bias. Well, here I am to refute this, as here on Will’s own Weblog, he allows a huge White Sox fan, me, to throw in my ramblings. Being a Sox fan, of course I have some insecurity issues about [...]

Dateline: DC

Just returned from working at the Improv in DC and let me say that our nation’s capital is a great place to visit. From the White House to Midtown to Dupont Circle, it’s just a great place to walk around and explore. Sure traffic sucks, but if you wanted to live where the [...]

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A WCW Exclusive
In the photo of Army Spc. Lynndie England grinning and pointing at the Iraqi prisoners genitalia, it has been discovered where this unique type of interrogation was taken from. This humilating technique is called the “Cherry Forever” method first shown in the 80’s classic “Porky’s. In the film, Cherry, the madam [...]

Scott Long’s Comedy Club Tourdates

A few have asked me when I will be coming to their area, so I’ve listed below my schedule for the rest of the summer. Most of these dates are with Frank Caliendo, the guy who is known best for his John Madden and Jim Rome impressions. (Frank is a regular on MADTV [...]

Pirates with 2 Patches

Just got back from Pittsburgh last week and wanted to throw out my thoughts on PNC Park. The best thing by far about PNC is the view of the city, perfectly framed beyond the outfield. Pittsburgh has a great skyline and numerous bridges crossing the 3 rivers which dissect it. Outside the [...]

Scott checks in on Iraq

I will try to be a little more active this week, as I was busy performing at the Fallujah Funny Bone last week. Tough crowd, the hecklers don’t yell out insults if they don’t like you, they just blow themselves up. By the way, interesting thing in Iraq is that all the guys [...]

A New Money Shot

Since the news came out that three performers in the adult film world had tested positive for the HIV virus, many people outside of the business have demanded that condoms be mandatory in all films. Two major companies in the porn business, Vivid Video and Wicked Pictures use condoms in all penetration scenes, but [...]