Scotty the Sleek is back with College Football Selections!

(Spoken in the tone of a toutsheet charlatan.)
Who was a sparkling 45-32 against the spread last year with his pigskin picks in the colleges? You got it, Scotty the Sleek. I promise I will beat your bookie like he’s a bongo and I’m a native intorducing Kong! I have 4 games this [...]

Who You Calling Retard?

Growing up with a verbally and physically abusive Father whose manic depression made it nearly impossible to know what was going to happen next, gave me a few different choices on what direction his behavior would influence me towards. You don’t have to have a master’s degree in child psychology to know that having one’s [...]

Please Explain: The National League (1983 to Present)

I know this is dangerous ground to be treading here, but the Senior Circuit has been an inferior product for quite a long time now. Since 1983, the AL has had 15 World Champions, while the NL has managed just 7. If the Oakland A’s of the late 80’s/early 90’s hadn’t of underperformed [...]

Juice Blog Porn Hall of Fame

There are a few subjects I’m very knowledgeable about and I believe I’ve covered each and every one of them a few times, except for one, PORN. I’ve been involved with all the different metamorphosis of adult films. When I turned 18, I visited the local XXX theatre I had dreamed of going [...]

Please Explain: Men’s Fragrances

Some of my favorite commercials are done by the body spray products like Axe and Tag. During these commercials young men spray onto their skin the cheap scents found in these canned products, and voila, they are swimming in hot babes. The ultimate ad done by these products has a Tag wearer getting his [...]

Big 10 Conference and Cable Companies Game of Chicken Goes Down to the Wire

It was not that long ago that the MLB Extra Innings TV package almost became the exclusive property of Direct TV. At the last minute, MLB came to an agreement with the cable companies and Dish Network, thus a crisis was averted.
Currently, there is a major battle going on between cable companies and the [...]

What? Another Freaking Baseball Post!

When I started writing with Will Carroll a few years back, I was often ripped when I did not write about baseball. Now I feel like many of the readers here are disappointed when I actually post something on the subject. I promise that I will get back to pop culture issues soon, [...]

AL Central Update: Gagne, Borowski, Jones, Sterling, and Waldman

So while the major media focused on the Yankees and Red Sox pursuit of Eric Gagne at the trade deadline, the 2 teams that most needed him came up empty. At the beginning of July, it appeared like Detroit and Cleveland would take 2 of the 4 AL playoff spots. Now these teams [...]