Look, we all have our own sexual turn-ons. Some people like to dress up like babies, while others like to watch hot babes crush insects or rodents under their high-heeled shoes. Yeah, these are really f-ing weird, but these type of fetishes are only desired by a very few.
I have a better understanding of body [...]
Entries from May 2008
May 31, 2008
Please Explain: The Foot Fetish
May 29, 2008
The Cynic and Senator Obama
This is the title of an excellent essay written by the all-world writer, Charles Pierce, in the June issue of Esquire magazine. I highly recommend you pick it up. In 2004, Pierce wrote a piece on John Kerry that almost made me like the Senator, as it came close to even humanizing the guy. [...]
May 22, 2008
Meet Your AL MVP—So Far
If before the season you thought that Carlos Quentin would be the best player in the AL—I tip my cap to you. I guarantee you MLB didn’t think so, since he isn’t even on the all-star ballot. I guarantee you the White Sox didn’t think this would be the case, as they most [...]
May 19, 2008
The Biggest Please Explain Band in Rock History
I am completely addicted to this documentary series that is on VH-1 Classic titled Classic Albums. It is a really cool behind the scenes retelling of how some of the great rock albums came about. The series has actually inspired me to reconsider some of these works, even going as far as helping me [...]
May 16, 2008
Catch Scott in Indy—See My Buddy on Letterman
I will be filling in Sunday night for my friend, Tommy Johnagin, at Crackers in Broad Ripple. Showtime is 8pm. Time to see the evolution of Good Scott/Bad Scott.
Tommy needed the night off, as he will be taping on Monday his debut appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman. If there [...]
May 10, 2008
The 10 Tunes You Must Have
Now here is your assignment. You have an Ipod that only holds 10 songs. These are the only 10 you can listen to for the next year. This is not a I have to be cool list. These are the only 10 songs you would hear for a whole year. These aren’t [...]
May 9, 2008
Blow-up Dolls in the Clubhouse
In case you might have missed it, during a recent downturn some White Sox player(s) took slump busting to a different level. They put a couple of blow-up dolls in their visiting clubhouse in Toronto. Well, it was no big deal to the beat writers from Chicago, as they realize that it was [...]
May 8, 2008
Scott Performs In Chicago Area this Week
I will be headlining at Comedy Comedy located in the Walter Payton Roundhouse entertainment complex in Aurora, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. If you would like to get 2 for 1 tix for Thursday or Friday, email me at scott@scottlongonline.com
Look forward to seeing you there.
May 2, 2008
Get Your Freak-on-mics
Recently I was booked to perform in a small Midwestern city which has had a serious economic downturn because of a loss of automotive-related plant closings. All the booking agent told me was that the one-night show would take place in a rowdy bar. Well, when I pulled up to the venue, I [...]
