Entries from February 2009

February 28, 2009

Octo-Mom Porn Flick

With the news that Vivid Pictures offered the Octo-Mom 1 million bucks to do a porn movie for them, as you could guess I have a few opinions on the subject.

Would the movie be called Octopussy?
Would the movie feature a gang bang with 8 guys?
Would the performers be forced to cum inside her to increase [...]

February 27, 2009

Let Me Take You to a Gay Bar-Gay Bar

Let’s start a war, start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Wow!
At the gay bar—Electric Six
One of the really fun parts about being a White Sox fan is that the management is fucking crazy.  I’m not just talking about Ozzie, but Kenny Williams has a pissed off, Black Panther-quality to himself.  If [...]

February 26, 2009

Time to Start Firing Away at American Idol

The 2009 edition of American Idol has a lot of talented people.  There has been one major problem with the show, though.  You hear time after time the judges saying to the contestants that they picked the wrong song.  This is the biggest show on TV and whoever runs things behind the scenes has shit [...]

February 25, 2009

The Player with the Most Upside/Downside in Baseball

I was looking through my just delivered copy of Baseball Prospectus 2009 (a joy to read) and I was trying to come up with the player who will most determine his team’s success.  Sure Albert Pujols seems to be the player who will bring the most VORP, but what he provides seem to be a [...]

February 22, 2009

Oscar Opinion

I don’t watch movies at the theater.  In 2008 I saw Batman Returns and I loved it.  That was it for my movie going.  I have no idea what the other performances were like in the category, but Heath Ledger was amazing in the Batman Returns.  Hard for me to imagine anyone being more magnetic [...]

February 21, 2009

We’re All Doomed

I really have to stop reading news about things that matter.  I need to start being more like the mindless fuckwads who spend all there time watching Access Hollywood and TMZ.  I say this because I read a quote tonight from George Soros saying we are in a worse place than the Depression, which former [...]

February 20, 2009

The Best Octo-Mom Joke and Tyler Durden’s Revenge

One of my favorite comics for a long time has been Nick DiPaolo.  He was on Howard Stern last week and dropped this nugget about the Octo-Mom.
The woman had 8 umbilical cords with those 8 babies.  Her uterus must have looked like the back of an entertainment center.
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I read a story today about a Boston [...]

February 19, 2009

Best Baseball Short of 2009?

Four funny comics from Chicago have put together a hilarious video short which you should definitely check-out.  The idea is that a Cub fanatic (Ken Schultz) reaches a point where his friends, (Brian Aldridge, Jim Flanigan, and Fritz) decide to have an intervention.  Not to giveaway too much, but Schultz’s friends have much better taste [...]

February 18, 2009

So You Want an Apology, Jose?

For quite awhile, Jose Canseco has discussed how he was wronged by MLB.  I agree with Jose, as he was still a productive hitter who should have been DH’ing for some AL team, but no one would sign him.  It was like he was Jesus Christ, dying on the cross for all the other steroid [...]

February 17, 2009

We Live in a Times Where a Blind Man Can Put a Tax on Porn

I read today that New York Governor Paterson wants to tax internet porn.  I have never went for the easy blind person joke before, but come on, this is pretty fucking rich, isn’t it?  Let me offer up that as someone who has observed Paterson from a distance, I haven’t been that impressed with him.  [...]