Entries from April 2009

April 25, 2009

Happy 30th B-Day to Kate Hudson’s Ass

I’ve never been impressed with Kate Hudson’s acting chops, but she has genetically hit the jackpot when it comes to a sweet ass.  If you don’t believe me, just look at Goldie Hawn during her prime.
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To think I used to watch Kate’s dad every Saturday morning.

This might be the best Beatles-influenced [...]

April 22, 2009

The Funniest Photo of the Week

Brooke Hogan is not an ugly woman, but she suffers from me knowing she’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter.
She looks enough like the Hulkster that I can’t help seeing her as a young Terry Hogan with a snatch.  She also suffers from the Amazon woman syndrome that some other reasonably attractive girls do.  Brooke always seems to [...]

April 22, 2009

A-Rod Dating One of the Real Housekunts of New York City?

The rumor was out there that A-Rod was boning one of the bitches from the vomit-inducing Bravo
show.  Supposedly it isn’t true, but I figure the odds are good, as A-Rod isn’t on the IR for fucking.  The guy seems to be trying to nail every woman who looks like a fitness model.
This piece isn’t about [...]

April 18, 2009

Give Me a Fucking Break with the John Madden Tributes

I’ve spent the past few days listening to a lot of writers and broadcasters give John Madden one
big stroke after another.  Now I get why his colleagues at NBC are going to be positive, but I’ve haven’t come across any major figure who’s spoken the real truth about Madden.  Here’s a guy who was a [...]

April 16, 2009

Would Someone Write a Nude Scene for Kristin Chenoweth

One of the underrated elements of Aaron Sorkin’s West Wing was all the hot babes he had on the show. They were smart, sexy women. The kind you could discuss politics over dinner with and then fuck all night.  Great combo.  I’m not a Broadway stage guy, so I had never seen Kristin Chenoweth until [...]

April 16, 2009

Time for the E! True Hollywood Story: Clay Buchholz

I read at BenMaller.com a blurb about how Red Sox minor league pitcher, Clay Buchholz, is now engaged to one of those chicks who hold luggage on Deal or No Deal.  Doing some more research on Buchholz, it would seem that he’s the lower-profile Brad Penny, as he was linked before this with Penthouse Pet, [...]

April 16, 2009

The Greatest Porn Star of All

It’s a natural reaction to rate the people you grew up with as the best at what they did.  I grew up in the 70’s, so I’m partial to the movies of the decade being the best.  I would argue that Major League Baseball was never better than this decade.  And where I’m absolutely sure [...]

April 6, 2009

It’s Good to Be Out of the Motherfuckin’ Loop

For my newer readers, when it comes to baseball, I’m a big believer in sabermetric principles.  I was
reading Bill James Abstracts back in 1982, so my credentials are fairly solid.  I’m a White Sox fan, but ever since Billy Beane starting running the A’s according to these principles, I always rooted for them to succeed.  [...]

April 3, 2009

Previewing the Only Division ESPN Covers…AL EAST

Too much fucking time and energy is spent breaking down the Yankees and Red Sox.  Truthfully,
these teams should dominate baseball considering how much more they spend than their competitors.  And don’t give me the bullshit about how the Rays now get great coverage, too.  The only reason they do is because they beat the Big [...]

April 2, 2009

PECOTA Fucks Up Predicting the White Sox, AGAIN

It is that time of year where I discuss how Baseball Prospectus’ PECOTA system has a blind spot
to the Chicago White Sox.  I realize that Nate Silver has had a great year, you know with the Devil Rays prediction and oh yeah, being right about the election more than any other polling data was. I [...]