Top 10 Things that Make Me Feel Like a Man

I’m not a really macho dude.  I was raised from the age of 12 by my Mom.  I don’t give a shit about cars except that I like them to look pretty.  If something breaks around the house, I go directly to my toolbox, which is where I keep the Yellow Pages, so I can [...]

Greinke and the Douchebag

Exciting day as I had booked my week of comedy around the Sunday day game between the Sox and Royals at newly remodeled Kauffman Stadium.  The park was always the one good-looking stadium done in  the 70’s, but they have now added a lot of great stuff behind the bleacher seats and widened the concourses [...]

It’s ALIVE!!!

I just haven’t felt moved to write anything lately.  I found a decent formula for the site, which I still hope to take advantage of for some type of financial gain (pipe fucking dream?), but I haven’t had the time to make that happen so….I kind of lost interest in posting.
I do plan on being [...]

The Funniest Line You Will Hear about Manny Ramirez

My friend, comedian Dan St. Paul, has the best comment I’ve heard on the
whole Manny Ramirez saga.  Since he was busted using a female hormone, Dan refers to it as that’s just Manny being Tranny.
I’ve discussed before how I’m not surprised by players who have used steroids and how I think most players during all [...]

Arguing the Merits of Scott Podsednik

When you take a sabermetrical approach to Scott Podsednik, it’s hard to see him as a major league player at this point of his career, but let me give you a few reasons why he was a nice pick-up for the White Sox.

The White Sox have had a ridiculously good record when he starts a [...]

Happy 30th B-Day to Kate Hudson’s Ass

I’ve never been impressed with Kate Hudson’s acting chops, but she has genetically hit the jackpot when it comes to a sweet ass.  If you don’t believe me, just look at Goldie Hawn during her prime.
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To think I used to watch Kate’s dad every Saturday morning.

This might be the best Beatles-influenced [...]

The Funniest Photo of the Week

Brooke Hogan is not an ugly woman, but she suffers from me knowing she’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter.
She looks enough like the Hulkster that I can’t help seeing her as a young Terry Hogan with a snatch.  She also suffers from the Amazon woman syndrome that some other reasonably attractive girls do.  Brooke always seems to [...]

A-Rod Dating One of the Real Housekunts of New York City?

The rumor was out there that A-Rod was boning one of the bitches from the vomit-inducing Bravo
show.  Supposedly it isn’t true, but I figure the odds are good, as A-Rod isn’t on the IR for fucking.  The guy seems to be trying to nail every woman who looks like a fitness model.
This piece isn’t about [...]

Give Me a Fucking Break with the John Madden Tributes

I’ve spent the past few days listening to a lot of writers and broadcasters give John Madden one
big stroke after another.  Now I get why his colleagues at NBC are going to be positive, but I’ve haven’t come across any major figure who’s spoken the real truth about Madden.  Here’s a guy who was a [...]

Would Someone Write a Nude Scene for Kristin Chenoweth

One of the underrated elements of Aaron Sorkin’s West Wing was all the hot babes he had on the show. They were smart, sexy women. The kind you could discuss politics over dinner with and then fuck all night.  Great combo.  I’m not a Broadway stage guy, so I had never seen Kristin Chenoweth until [...]