Are Canseco and ARod the New Clapton and Harrison?

So ARod was trying to steal Jose Canseco’s lady chick. I doubt Alex pined away for her like Eric Clapton did for George Harrison’s wife, but who knows, maybe the next Layla will come out of it?

Inspired by Rick Springfield…as told in the voice of Alex Rodriguez

Jose is a friend. You know he’s been a good friend of mine. He hooks me up with roids and bangs a girl who’s a nine…Yeah Jose’s got a girl and I want to make her mine.

You know, I wish that I had Jose’s girl,
I wish that I had Jose’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that
Jose’s skills have begun to fade,
I tell her it’s time to make the Arod change
You know, I feel so dirty
When I discuss all my loot
I’m gonna tell her I’ve got a boner,
Raging in my baseball suit

Jose’s Girl…You know I wish that I had Jose’s girl…I want Jose’s girl…I will have, Jose’s Girl.

Now tell me that you haven’t missed this kind of baseball coverage?

5 thoughts on “Are Canseco and ARod the New Clapton and Harrison?

  1. 1.  Now tell me that you haven’t missed this kind of baseball coverage? Amen, my brother! Bring it on, bring it on.

  2. 2.  Heh. One of your funniest posts ever.

    I’m gonna tell her I’ve got a boner,
    Raging in my baseball suit

    …ARod’s boner is only slightly less known than Merkle’s. I see from a Google search that Jessica Canseco is now Jose’s ex-wife. So maybe Merkle and ARod have a chance without hitting on her on the down low.

    Here’s a 10-minute interview of Jessica Canseco. It’s fascinating…

    …she actually seems very pleasant and good conversation but maybe I’m grading up based on the fact that she’s an absolutely drop dead gorgeous blonde.

  3. 3.  I’m not sure pining for Canseco’s wife would be enough to produce another Layla. He’d probably have to get himself addicted to heroin as well.

  4. 4.  I’m still not sure which of Canseco’s wives we’re talking about. The weathered looking one with the implants, or the weathered looking one, with the implants?

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