One of sad fallouts from people not reading newspapers anymore is their is little work anymore for the guy who puts together word jumbles. Trying to fill the void, here is an Ozzie Guillen special edition. Remember these are the actual spellings, not a phonetic version of how he says them.
Ozzie is nobody’s… C H B I T
What he calls only his closest friends G G A F O T
His favorite word. C I N F U G K
What two words he uses in place of cursing. B U C K S H O W A L T E R