What is it you say? There is an 18 hole playoff today. Sorry, but the tourney is over. Truthfully, I wouldn’t be surprised if Rocco Mediate just decides to hit the snooze a few times and doesn’t show up to the course. I don’t know what the rules are in that spot, but maybe the first alternate gets to fill-in. Calling the ghost of John Daly at Crooked Stick (PGA 1991) because that is the only way Tiger could be denied.
Instead of breaking down how the playoff will go, it’s time to move on to the next major, the British Open. You might be unaware of this, but Tiger Woods is even a bigger star in Great Britain than in America. Not so much for his golfing acumen, though, but for his teeth. His chiclets are seen as mythic by most British citizens. Kind of like how a coke bottle was perceived by the villagers in The Gods Must Be Crazy.
Below is the typical example of what dental hygiene in Great Britain looks like.