Time for the E! True Hollywood Story: Clay Buchholz

I read at BenMaller.com a blurb about how Red Sox minor league pitcher, Clay Buchholz, is now engaged to one of those chicks who hold luggage on Deal or No Deal.  Doing some more research on Buchholz, it would seem that he’s the lower-profile Brad Penny, as he was linked before this with Penthouse Pet, Erica Ellyson.

Erica was a naughty girl at school today.

Erica was a naughty girl at school today.

Considering that Buchholz was busted before the 2005 draft stealing computers from his high

Clay and Lindsay: Is this the face of a guy scoring this top-notch talent? I guess Dustin Pedroia is not the biggest overachiever in the Red Sox organization.

Clay and Lindsay: Is this the face of a guy scoring this top-notch talent? I guess Dustin Pedroia is not the biggest overachiever in the Red Sox organization.

school, only to have redemption 2 years later, with a no-hitter for the Red Sox…well it just seems like someone should be doing at least a TV movie on his life.  Add to the drama that he would be starting for pretty much any other team in the league, but is sitting in Pawtucket waiting his turn…well the story just gets better.  Oh and by the way, considering Buchholz’s dating record, doesn’t there seem to be a great limerick waiting to happen.  There was a pitcher from Pawtucket…

This awesome video was virtually ignored, as many had stopped considering Marilyn Manson as someone to pay attention to.  I’m telling you it was the new shit.

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