I would have never thought there would be a day where the thinner of the 2 Brown grads and Sportscenter icons would be Chris Berman, and not Keith Olbermann.
The strangest part of the whole Tucson area Comcast presentation of Club Jenna meets the Super Bowl was the actual 30 seconds that was used. For the uninitiated, the typical porno flick doesn’t feature a flaccid actor twirling his baton around, after his co-star fails to get his cock out of his pants. Trust me, this is not the type of entertainment that I’ve spent thousands of dollars on during my time on this earth.
It would have had been better editing by Comcast, if after a Santonio Holmes td there would have been a quick cut to John Holmes. Oh and if you think Santonio is good, you ought to check out his sister, Corpuschristi Holmes.
Speaking of Santonio, it showed his great reverence for the history of the game that he referred to the championship trophy as the Dicky Lombardi trophy. Dicky? Do you notice a theme here?
On a related story, as much as I enjoyed the Oreo Double Stuff Racing League idea, I couldn’t get past the idea that the Manning brothers should have faced another tennis player, instead of the Williams sisters. Just by herself, I bet Martina Navratilova’s licking technique would have wiped the floor of Peyton and Eli.
Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt looks like a cross between Bill Cowher and actor Ed Harris to me.
John Madden was dismal as usual. I have noticed though, that Madden is using less of his catch-phrases. My guess is that the Frank Caliendo impressions have gotten into his head.
Did you see where Reggie Bush signed a deal with Red Bull? How the fuck is this guy continually getting more endorsement deals. Here is my offering on a script for the ad. Hi, I’m Reggie Bush. When I’m not busy being a major NFL flop, I need to keep up my energy up for my talentless, fat bootied Ho, I mean girlfriend. Since this isn’t the North Dallas Forty days, I need a legal stimulant, so I drink Red Bull.
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